At 1:30am the other night, I. CUT. BANGS. Not hard core Heidi Klum bangs but just enough to make me feel like I was making a huge change, breaking a pattern. The bonus is that they cover the ever-deepening worry lines on my forehead. It's one of those things you do, and while you're doing it, you feel like a superhero. Like the bangs are gonna change my world. Here's what I'm convinced these new bangs will do:
1. ...will bring about a new job for Scott,
2. ...a mass manufacturer for Mod Mom Furniture,
3. ...a quick answer to whether or not our daughter has a learning disability,
4. ...an easy transition for my son in his new school
5. ...bring world peace.
Oh, and lastly, make the SHARK TANK casting process go smoothly. So far, in the two minutes since I received the "Congrats you made it to the second round of casting for SHARK TANK" email, I'm NOT FEELING THE POWER OF THE BANGS so much. DAMMIT, BANG POWER...ACTIVATE!!
Shorter, maybe they need to be shorter.
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Let me know if those new bangs deliver. Particularly # 2. If so, I will be cutting mine soon. :) Good luck!
I will definitely let you know and if it works, I'll send you my scissors.
I cut Bangs this year-changed my life, I swear. People think I'm in my 20's!!! So you may want to add, that you'll get carded at the grocery store way more to that list.
laughed out loud...hair-lair-eous! i've done the middle of the night haircut thing a few times...and i'm afraid all i got out of it were weird looks at the breakfast table the next day.
but u know, i think that maybe you have something on that world peace request, maybe the UN needs a hair cutting division, everyone feels better with a cute hair cut. I'm not sure what it means though that mullets are super trendy in Shanghai...does that mean they are regressing? Perhaps good haircut relations with China could do more for US-China relations than Nixon and Mao.
I will definitely let you know and if it works, I'll send you my scissors.
I cut Bangs this year-changed my life, I swear. People think I'm in my 20's!!! So you may want to add, that you'll get carded at the grocery store way more to that list.
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