4/21/09

Garage Rules

1. Don't use the tablesaw when you're tired.
2. Don't cut yourself with the biscuit joiner...again.
3. Be respectful of the miter saw.

These are rules I live by daily. Can you believe with all the potential hazards in my garage the scariest one in a long time is a BLACK WIDOW?!? I reached over a storage box last night to grab a sanding block and THANK GOD saw something hanging above it (right where I was about to grab.) Then I saw that red spot on the underside and froze. I was THIS CLOSE to grabbing a black widow.

Today, I'm armed with RAID and my bad-ass attitude. I've got Raid in one pocket of my tool belt (right next to the hammer.) Those bitches aren't gonna know what hit them. That is, until I see one, freak out, and run screaming from the garage. Ya, I'm just that hard core.

2 comments:

zumajay said...

Get Gracie in there..she'll scare out those lil critters..or she may actually want to keep it as a pet.

juliah said...

Ugh, I have seen only one in my entire life. In California. It might be the reason why I didn't stay there (even though the black widow didn't survive, due to a massive Raid attack, just like yours. But they do give me the creeps.).