I had to take a toy box to UPS to be packed and shipped out this week. Grace was out of school so she came along as my assistant.
"Mom, what's that sign say?"
It says, "The Pack and Ship Promise. We Pack It. We Ship It. We Guarantee it."
Grace looked up at me and said, "We Pack it. We Ship It. We Break It."
I cracked up. And of course she said it right there IN THE STORE!!!
Thankfully (fingers crossed) we haven't had any more shipping disaster stories since the three in December. (fingers double crossed)